Will you press the Button?

[Svedonia]

I press

If you press the button, you have $1,000,000,000,000 in the bank, but it's venezuelan bolivars.

I press. You used the $ sign, hence it is 1 quadrillion US dollars, but in bolivars. So I’d just need to convert to USD.

If you push the button, you become dictator of the world for a day, but you can only implement laws that go against your political belief.

[OnTheHorizon143]

I press

If you press the button, you have $1,000,000,000,000 in the bank, but it's venezuelan bolivars.

I press. You used the $ sign, hence it is 1 quadrillion US dollars, but in bolivars. So I’d just need to convert to USD.

If you push the button, you become dictator of the world for a day, but you can only implement laws that go against your political belief.

I’m definitely pushing it, I just won’t implement any laws and do whatever I want.


If you push the button, you can never lose any items by accident, but you are always too hot or too cold

[Quebecshire]

Not worth it, I don't lose stuff (for that long) very often anyway.

If you press the button, you get a sizeable home (3 bedroom 2 bathroom we'll say, plus other normal stuff with a couple acres), but it's in the climate opposite your preferred temperatures.

[Paleocacher]

Considering I'm not even sure where the climate opposite of my preferred temperatures would be, I'll press it. If its that horrible I can always sell it for a good few hundred thousand dollars and get a condo in a comfortable climate.

If you press the button, you become a millionaire immediately, but its all in stock in companies owned by Elon Musk.

[OnTheHorizon143]

Considering I'm not even sure where the climate opposite of my preferred temperatures would be, I'll press it. If its that horrible I can always sell it for a good few hundred thousand dollars and get a condo in a comfortable climate.

If you press the button, you become a millionaire immediately, but its all in stock in companies owned by Elon Musk.

I push the button, I can just sell it.
If you push the button, you get a free unlimited subscription to twitter blue, but you get a free unlimited subscription to twitter blue.

[Indevero]

Yeah because I can get famous.

If you push the button, the Soviet Union is reestablished, BUT you are being hunted down by the CIA

[The Eltran]

So I get something bad, but I also get something bad? Sounds awesome! I'll pass.

If you push the button, you get an annual salary of $500,000 USD in the currency of your choice, routed to any path you choose. You will have to pay any applicable taxes on it, but otherwise it is perfectly legal and will not arouse any suspicion from the authorities. However, you cannot ever get married, and none of your romantic or sexual relationships will last more than a year or two. If you're already married, pressing the button will cause you to be divorced, but you can choose if that happens before or after you start getting the money.