02-01-2023, 02:47 AM
Congrats, I would like to inform you that you’ve won the FCN comedy competition! Here’s your medal and your trophy, sir, you truly deserve it. I’m bringing my whole family to get your autograph and a photo, you’re that much of a brilliant person. The future looks up to you, Comedian of the Year 2019 Federation of Conservative Nations, don’t let us down. You won’t, though, because I know that you’re a very smart person and you’re a very funny and nice guy. I mean, actually, where do you come up with this stuff? Your jokes are more original and unique than Picasso’s artwork, which is saying a lot. Tell me, who do you look up to? Who do you aspire to become? I simply cannot envision anyone who is, has, or will ever live who possesses the intellect and talent that you do. Please, can I have your number? Your address, maybe? I want to know where you find all these humorous and witty jokes regarding Last to post wins. I have to go now, but please, remember that I’ll always be your #1 supporter and fan. I’ve already bought everything on your merchandise webpage, Comedian of the Century, and I look forward to conversing with a fellow intellectual mind such as yours again in due time.