Will you press the Button?

[Svedonia]

nah, i already remember all of my passwords

If you press the button, I become Chief Consul, but you get 6 quadrillion dollars (you would be 100x as rich as the rest of the world combined and could end poverty and stuff)

No, I'd probably cause massive inflation and ruin the economic world. If everybody has 857 142 dollars, nobody'll want to sell anything, since they don't need to.

If you press the button, you become the best roleplayer in TRA, but Jammy will never ever make a mupdate ever again